Just watched Freaky Friday for the first time in forever!!! Its as good as i remember (:
ingredients (serves 4):
2 cans tomato sauce (15 ounce cans)
1 clove garlic (diced)
½ cup diced onion
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
½ cup water
¼ teaspoon ground pepper
½ teaspoon dried parsley
½ teaspoon dried basil
½ teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 ½ teaspoons white vinegar
¼ teaspoon salt (or salt to taste)
5 1/2 teaspoons grated parmesan cheese (reserve 4 teaspoons for topping the pasta)
2 tablespoons olive oil
4 servings of angel hair pasta (or your favorite pasta)
Dice the onion. Add the olive oil to a pot and turn the heat to low. Add the diced onions to the heated oil and stir continuously so the onions don’t turn brown. Dice the garlic. As the onions start to turn translucent, add the diced garlic and continue stirring.
Add the red pepper flakes and continue stirring. Then stir in the tomato sauce. Add the water. Add the ground pepper, dried parsley, dried basil and dried oregano. Stir all of the herbs and pepper into the sauce.
Add the Worcestershire sauce and vinegar. Add 1 ½ teaspoons parmesan cheese. Stir all ingredients together and salt to taste. Simmer on low heat for 45 minutes to an hour.
Approximately 5 minutes before serving the dish, add the angel hair pasta to boiling water. Cook the pasta for approximately 2 to 3 minutes. Drain the pasta and serve with the marinara sauce. Top each serving with the remaining grated parmesan cheese.
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.